The Pretend It's Red Smoothie

I hear people talking about how they cannot live without blue Gatorade or red Powerade.

But I never hear anyone say they cannot live without their green smoothie.

I get it. I’ve really never been into the green smoothie thing. They are green, for crying out loud. And usually taste like sludge.

 
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Okay, so this here smoothie recipe is kale-free (do I hear loud clapping?). The bad news is that it does have a few green ingredients. But the semi-good news is that the sludge factor is super low.

Pretend It’s Red Smoothie Recipe
(1 serving)

  • 4 oz (120 ml) light canned coconut milk

  • 1/4 c (20 gm) dry old-fashioned oats

  • 20-25 gm vanilla protein powder by protein content (I used 1 scoop of Garden of Life)

  • 1 Tbsp (10g) hemp seeds

  • 1/3 medium banana (40 gm)

  • 1 Tbsp (15 gm) almond butter

  • 1 c (42 gm) mixed dark leafy greens (I used this mix)

  • 1 kiwi fruit (62 gm); I peeled the skin off the ends and left the skin on the rest of the fruit, but you can peel the whole fruit if you prefer.

  • 8-12 oz (240-360 ml) water and ice for blending to desired consistency

Add all of the ingredients to your blender and do it up!

Note: this isn’t one of those sweet tasting smoothies, so if you need to notch up the sweetness, add more banana and you’ll be good to go.

 
 

Basic nutrition info:
~
515 calories
40 gm carbohydrate
9 gm fiber
33 gm protein
25 gm fat
Bonus: Over 9 mg iron and 70 mg of vitamin C - helpful for those needing more iron

To be truthful, I selected these ingredients aiming for a higher than usual iron content, with added vitamin C to help increase iron absorption. I chose the canned coconut milk since it’s calcium-free and we know that calcium doesn’t play well with iron absorption.

You’re wondering about taste, aren’t you? I will say that I surprisingly enjoyed it. The consistency was thick (how I like it!) but not like drinking blended hay and shrubbery like some of those other “green smoothies”. Probably because this concoction didn’t have a load of kale in it… yet we were still able to achieve a nutritional goal of higher iron content.

If you’re in doubt, just close your eyes when you drink this one. Or pretend it’s a red color and you’ll be fine.

Be brave, my friends.
-Dina