Sometimes satire feels humorous. Sometimes it feels sad. This piece is more of the latter as it highlights a lot of what the Mechanic sees out there.
In my previous post, I gave some nutrition-related tips to follow leading up to your 70.3 race to result in less than desirable results. Here are a few additional To Do’s to follow on race day that make for horror stories later. Important note: This post is most definitely satirical in content.